Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

Microsoft Certified Master - SQL Server. Data Platform and Business Intelligence Consultant. dbbi.co.uk Basingstoke, England Joined January 2012

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

7 months ago

@LBC I wouldn't trust him to run a bath.

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

7 months ago

@ChrisMid @MartinDaubney Last Christmas you took away our heat pay, and the very next day you p*ssed it away.... or something along those lines... 😂

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@SkyNews It's a good job we've not moved vital communications equipment for calling emergency services to use the same technology when all the 4g, 5g and braodband goes down at the same time. Oh, hang on........ 🤦

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

8 months ago

@JeremyClarkson Google shuffling.... What story are you trying to bury... 😂

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

9 months ago

@StevePaul63 @kelvmackenzie Where can I set up a crowd funder to finance having my eyes removed?

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

9 months ago

@LukeMLabour This is the bill that grants the secretary of state authority to compel councils to reorganise without community consent, yes?

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

a year ago

@LukeMLabour Can you provide a link to the overwhelming backing proof please?

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

a year ago

@Sandford_Police *you're*. Fine of £800.85 incoming.....

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

2 years ago

@SteveReedMP "Half of farmland sold last year"...then tax it when it's sold, not when young farmers inherit businesses that struggle to survive. I wouldn't trust you to run a bath, let alone a department.

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

2 years ago

@erikdarlingdata Stops at 20 years experience........there's your problem... 😂

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

2 years ago

@PGtips Finally ran out of pyramid bags. Now on Yorkshire tea instead. Restore the pyramid bags and old blend and I might come back.

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

2 years ago

@kekline Depends on the skillset in the business. A team with legacy SSIS skills will be able to SSIS quicker than learning other tools and working out all the intricacies. But that depends on strategic direction and skillset development plans.

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

2 years ago

@FordNewsEurope What an absolute travesty. This, the "Mustang" Mach-E, and undoubtedly similar future mistakes will be used in the future as a case study in how to ruin a brand. 🤦

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

2 years ago

@christopherhope I always preferred this version.... 🤣 youtube.com/watch?v=O92KL1…

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

2 years ago

@greglow File and folder structure. I recently used it myself in corruption emergency to extract SharePoint 2010 docs inside a cursor with folder existence checks and creation. Quicker than learning Powershell from scratch for the umpteenth time due to all the changes every 10 seconds

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

2 years ago

@greglow Or at least that's my experience out in the trenches.

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

2 years ago

@greglow Generally this is used when security contexts are not understood and DBA resource is not sufficiently skilled in peripheral tech, such as Powershell. That or legacy stuff that was written before alternatives existed, and "it just works".

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

2 years ago

@HalifaxBank That number returns an automated message saying it's only open 8am to 6pm. How does she speak to someone now?

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

2 years ago

@HalifaxBank I have a friend trying to call you to report a possible large value fraud. So far tried 4 different numbers from you website and no answers. What is your 24/7 fraud number that will get through to a real person?

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Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL

2 years ago

@HalifaxBank They don't have twitter. The accounts have been stable for a couple of years with no payments. Do you have a number for a human being. They are going out of their mind with worry.