John Sarrao @JSarrao
Think of me as yoda. Only instead of being green and little... I'm tan and awesome. I'm your bro. I'm Broda. Instagram: @JSarrao Fbook: John wait-forit Sarrao Fresh Jersey Joined August 2011-
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@united - was supposed to have a 40 minute flight from EWR to ROC… boarded at 2:30pm… it is now 8:30pm and I’m still on the plan! AT EWR!!!! How can you kidnap people for 6 hours without the intent of taking off? No food. No water. 1 bathroom. #NORESPECT
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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy...
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WE CANNOT LET THE CURE BE WORSE THAN THE PROBLEM ITSELF. AT THE END OF THE 15 DAY PERIOD, WE WILL MAKE A DECISION AS TO WHICH WAY WE WANT TO GO!
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PSA: As a society we should all come together to NORMALIZE swift/aggressive “move out of the way you’re walking too slow” sentiments
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Yea I'm gay... Gay for pusy #GuyCode
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I hate when @waze try’s to get cute and send me through someone’s backyard. Nah bro, I’m staying on rte 80. Keep dem two tenths of a second you’re tryna save me and buy yourself something nice
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You don't stop having fun because you get old. You get old because you stop having fun
#YouretheWorst has become the worst. Thanks #FX
It's really funny that #Yelp is suing #SouthPark ... Can't handle someone complaining about you? #TasteOfYourOwnMedicine
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