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James Weaver - IBM Quantum Developer Advocate, author and speaker. Views are from my superpositional cats. oreil.ly/qiskit-pocket-… In a complex vector space Joined October 2008

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JavaFXpert @JavaFXpert

2 weeks ago

@skirano Dude, that's pure magic.

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As a 71 y/o myself, thanks for continuing to inspire folks to effectively but efficiently increase fitness. When I am tempted to overcomplicate my weekly routine, I apply Mangan's Razor, which Grok says would be something like: "Do not multiply workouts, dietary rules, or supplements beyond necessity."

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Dan Shipper 📧 @danshipper

2 months ago

if you’re freaking out about Mythos, remember: Never make any major life decisions within 30 days of a meditation retreat, psychedelic trip, or first encounter with a frontier AI model.

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Just call me daddy (retired) @meprogrammerguy

2 months ago

@ShishirShelke1

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Spaceballs The X Account @Grunt2A

2 months ago

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

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Trisha Gee @trisha_gee

2 months ago

I'm looking for work, so if you want an experienced devrel person/leader, if you need a technical educator, or if you want some consulting on how to help your devs work more effectively, ping me.

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JavaFXpert @JavaFXpert

2 months ago

I'll take Decisions That Defy All Logic for $2000, Alex. Sharat is the single best technical community leader I've ever worked with or worked for. Full stop. If your organization needs a leader who can transform a technical community from the ground up, reach out to Sharat today. You won't regret it.

Sharat Chander @sharatchander.bsky.social @Sharat_Chander

2 months ago

Well, my #Java journey has come to an end. Today my role at @Oracle has been terminated. I’m open to any job leads y’all may have.

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JavaFXpert @JavaFXpert

3 months ago

@RickRossTN @_LuoFuli Was reading this update with sleepy eyes and then noticed Rick Ross in my timeline and that you're a fan, so we'll give it a closer look. Hope you've been well, Rick.

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JavaFXpert @JavaFXpert

3 months ago

@PCollinsTribute We saw this concert Saturday evening, and I’m still thinking about how great the band gelled and about the caliber of talent that was on the stage. I’ve been experiencing Phil Collins earworms since.

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Jennifer Reif @JMHReif

3 months ago

Join me next week to talk about what’s going on in the AI space and help you get started building agentic systems!

Devnexus @devnexus

3 months ago

🤖 The next wave of AI is here, and it’s all about agents, tools, and MCP! At #Devnexus, @JMHReif from @neo4j shows how these emerging concepts are redefining how devs build and connect intelligent systems. devnexus.com/events/agents-… 🎟️ Get tickets at devnexus.com ✉️

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JavaFXpert @JavaFXpert

3 months ago

@maria__violaris I like to walk-on to music that put me in a good state of mind to present, whether it's relevant to the talk or not. Current favorites for that are "Can't find my way home", and "Voodoo Child", although occasionally "Comfortably Numb" :-)

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JavaFXpert @JavaFXpert

3 months ago

@ismaelfaro @karpathy @matiasmolinas Dude!

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JavaFXpert @JavaFXpert

4 months ago

@brunoborges We just can’t have nice things

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JavaFXpert @JavaFXpert

4 months ago

@Scobleizer @JeebsTX I very rarely intervene with FSD, until I get home and it always chooses the rightmost garage stall, but the charger is in the left stall. Would love to train it to pull into the correct stall.

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Mike Netter @nettermike

4 months ago

A father passing by his son's bedroom noticed the room unusually clean and saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad"... With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. "Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that these things don't really hurt anyone. Don't worry Dad, I'm 16, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Josh P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report card that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home.