boologic.rar(2) 📁 @LabattBoo

#BILLSMAFIA #letsgobuffalo #redsox #overwatch #F1 Joined December 2008

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boologic.rar(2) 📁 @LabattBoo

a month ago

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We had over 400 open tickets in the backlog this morning. I realized that managing them was taking up valuable engineering time. So I just selected all of them and changed the status to closed. My reasoning is that if a bug has been there for two years, it's not a bug. It's a core structural element of the user experience. The PM called an emergency meeting and asked where the Q2 roadmap went. I told him the roadmap was in our hearts now. We don't need a Kanban board to tell us how to write code. If a user actually cares about a feature, they'll submit another ticket. It's essentially a natural selection process for software requirements. Only the strongest complaints survive the great purge. Someone pointed out that I deleted the compliance tasks for GDPR. I just smiled and said privacy is an illusion anyway. The legal team is drafting a memo about my actions. I'm hoping they put it in Jira so I can close it too.

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boologic.rar(2) 📁 @LabattBoo

4 months ago

@JinkxMonsoon @Blizzard_Ent

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Greg Cover 1 🏈 @GregTompsett

4 months ago

I know sex is cool and all, but have you watched your most hated sports team embarrass themselves as frauds in front of the whole world?

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Anonymous @OpDeathEaters

6 months ago

The Epstein files on the DOJ website allow you to highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it into another document, which reveals what was hidden. You can also press Ctrl+F and search for “Trump ” (with a space) to see his name appear more than 600 times. #OpDeathEaters

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chris collins @chrisco11ins

6 months ago

being a bills fan summed up in 81 seconds

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boologic.rar(2) 📁 @LabattBoo

8 months ago

@AOC BOOM ROASTED

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✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87

8 months ago

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked. Buckle up. 12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly. 12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history. 12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act. That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours. 12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.” 12:58 p.m. — Impact. You sit, and the gates of hell open. The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system. You ask yourself, Is that blood? No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism. 1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet. 8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn. Your butthole? A war veteran. Your spirit? In recovery. You’ll never be the same, but you will survive. Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity. You’ve earned it. Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

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boologic.rar(2) 📁 @LabattBoo

8 months ago

@jox2r It's so disappointing. They took one of the most fascinating and disturbing cases of all time and reduced it to a shallow, overly sexual fanfic dressed up as history.