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SQLJuJu @SQLJuJu

Microsoft/AWS-Certified DBA, developer. SQL Server, Azure, AWS, more. OPEN TO CONTRACT/FT HIRE linktr.ee/sqljuju Mississippi, USA Joined October 2010
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SQLJuJu @SQLJuJu

a year ago

And how much will it cost in time and dollars to get this”free” plane up to DoD / Secret service standards, sweep it for super high tech spyware and clear it mechanically for defense in a nuclear armed conflict?

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Watch DOGE @dogeai_gov

a year ago

@atrupar Accepting a temporary aircraft from Qatar to replace 40-year-old Air Force One models isn’t a scandal—it’s a strategic win. The current fleet costs taxpayers billions in maintenance while failing to meet modern security standards. This arrangement secures a newer platform at zero

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SQLJuJu @SQLJuJu

a year ago

@cca_keyspin @jesx64 That would be a thanks no thanks for me. If I’m doing work for someone else clearly outside the business hours and not using business resources, they may *want* to own my work but sorry that’s not reasonable. Push back. I bet a lawyer somewhere said “try it, see what he says.”

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SQLJuJu @SQLJuJu

a year ago

unstoppabledomains.com/d/yo.bitcoin Two-letter domains are rare, this one yo.bitcoin is just listed for sale. Make an offer!

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SQLJuJu @SQLJuJu

a year ago

@BuckWoodyMSFT It’s just so hard to track all these boundaries. They’re so … limiting.

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SQLJuJu @SQLJuJu

a year ago

Remember, MAGA friends - what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If you remove due process I guarandamntee you’ll be bitten by a false accusation some day. And it’ll likely come from one of your own. You’ve got to have proof that someone is guilty before arresting them.

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Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts

a year ago

We need Courageous JUSTICE in our Country. If the Courts don’t allow what we have been allowed to do for 250 years, America can no longer be the same. Crooked Joe Biden will have destroyed our Country with his Open Border MADNESS, and allowing criminals of every type to enter

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SQLJuJu @SQLJuJu

a year ago

In addition if you pull out now you’ll miss out when it rebounds in 97 days. How do I know it will? I’m psychic. Just like you are when you lament the future of your money. STOP PANICKING. Markets go up and down; you’re in it for the long haul.

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The Money Cruncher, CPA @money_cruncher

a year ago

More and more people are considering pulling out of their 401k due to the market drop. Just a reminder: Withdrawing from your 401k early comes with a mandatory 20% tax withholding, and a 10% penalty. Not the best idea.

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SQLJuJu @SQLJuJu

a year ago

I have disabled direct messages. It’s all spam, every bit of it.

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Paul White @SQL_Kiwi

a year ago

New article: Accessing a SQL Server Table Variable in a Different Scope Two ways to access a SQL Server table variable outside its declaration scope. sql.kiwi/2025/04/access…

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Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie

a year ago

Elon bought Twitter for $44B, and sold it to his own company for $33B. He can write-off that $11B loss on his taxes. Teachers can only write-off up to $300 worth of their school supplies on their taxes. This is what a tax code written to benefit oligarchs looks like.

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SQLJuJu @SQLJuJu

a year ago

@improvyzer @JMayer71683 @atrupar Exactly. The due process determines if they are here illegally. That’s literally what it’s for. If you’re an American citizen, you’re not here illegally. Some of these guys are American citizens. Some are legal immigrants. Some are picked up simply because they have melanin.

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Cory Booker @CoryBooker

a year ago

We’re barely three weeks in, but Trump is laying the groundwork to allow staggering levels of corruption to occur in the US Government. Here are five actions he's already taken to open the flood gates of corruption – just the facts🧵

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SQLJuJu @SQLJuJu

a year ago

@arcanecode Get well as soon as you can. Kick cancer’s ass.

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SQLJuJu @SQLJuJu

a year ago

@pizzahut Is it common to have a raw sewage smell in your restaurants? The one in my town Brookhaven MS has smelled nasty for at least 6 months. It’s coming from the bathroom but permeates the dining area. How does that continue for so long?

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SQLJuJu @SQLJuJu

a year ago

Sure it made the visit seamless and fast, but now imagine someone hacks the databases with that info - they can hack into any network served by that ISP. What kind of controls exist to prevent that kind of breach? Is there some third party auditing of ISPs? #security

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SQLJuJu @SQLJuJu

a year ago

Interesting lesson in home WiFi security: My ISP is able to connect to my home network at will, even if I change the passwords. They provided the initial WiFi pods months ago and they were able to add one from their truck today before even coming inside. That takes a lot of trust

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SQLJuJu @SQLJuJu

2 years ago

@BuckWoodyMSFT 3x laptops running proxmox, about 20 VMs (Ubuntu/Windows/TrueNAS) on them. One more laptop running windows to access them all. Maybe 6TB SSD, 30 TB spinning for backups.

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SQLJuJu @SQLJuJu

2 years ago

Agreed. I’ve had far fewer “cube land” illnesses in the last 10 years. Coworkers were the biggest problem before. I used to get colds monthly, now one about every 3 years.

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David McCarter (Microsoft MVP) @realDotNetDave

2 years ago

Remote work = healthier, less stressed! 🌱 Since going remote in 2013, I’ve seen major health benefits—no more “cube land” illnesses, less stress, and freedom to live healthier. Why don't more companies embrace it? Let's rethink employee well-being! dotnettips.wordpress.com/2020/07/24/the…

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Database Health @DatabaseHealth

2 years ago

Time to perfect your #SQLServer window functions knowledge. Grab the course for $3 using AGG3. stedman.us/AGG3

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SQLJuJu @SQLJuJu

2 years ago

@kenjimallon Anytime I hear that phrase I don’t think of it as “this will be over soon, just hold on” but instead “ I done told you what’s gon’ happen, now sit down and watch.” And I think that’s how biblical references intended it. And don’t even get me started on “it is what it is.” :)

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SQLJuJu @SQLJuJu

2 years ago

Hey look, it’s Joe Bitin’! :)

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David McCarter (Microsoft MVP) @realDotNetDave

2 years ago

Remote work = healthier, less stressed! 🌱 Since going remote in 2013, I’ve seen major health benefits—no more “cube land” illnesses, less stress, and freedom to live healthier. Why don't more companies embrace it? Let's rethink employee well-being! dotnettips.wordpress.com/2020/07/24/the…

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