Tim Keeping @TimKeeping

Joined July 2018

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Tim Keeping @TimKeeping

a month ago

@NUCLRGOLF Nah! Seen worse. Ball struck the toe of the club, hit the tee marker, straight over the player's head and into the bin behind him! This was immediately after the starter questioned our 4-ball handicap of 24 as the other 3 of us had split the fairway!

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2 months ago

Hey @O2 any reason why you still have a mast out in the PO10 area after more than 8 weeks? I have 4 mobile contracts with you and have been unable to make a call from our house for over 2 months! Can't speak with your call centre because... well I'm sure you can work it out!😡

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2 months ago

@Itx_moana Looks like a half knee prosthesis to me. Titanium replacement for a diseased or damaged femoral condyle.

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2 months ago

@NotFarLeftAtAll Heat!

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3 months ago

@dailyecho Just as well capybaras are great swimmers.

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3 months ago

@StrontiumDog01 @tempest_books It was made in the late 70s/early 80s as I recall. The aircraft was launched from the deck by a spring catapult and it ‘flew’ up a long length of nylon line attached to something higher a few metres away. It then turned and landed back using an arrestor hook.

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3 months ago

@London_W4 How far south on that line were you hoping to find "England"? Also, just as well you uploaded this video when you did as the rest of the line is a mobile network desert!

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3 months ago

@AWenham1 @NavyLookout @WarshipCam @WarshipsIFR @warshipworld @UKDefJournal @UKForcesTracker @seawaves_mag Still hasn't got the dragon repainted on the starboard bow.

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3 months ago

@NavyLookout @HMSSomerset @Rockhoppas We had a slightly more impressive fleet in 1977 for the Silver Jubilee Fleet Review off Portsmouth.

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3 months ago

@Crypto__Haris @kevinxu That’s a massive Rolex! Looks to be about 6 inches in diameter! I smell AI BS.

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4 months ago

@PookyD81 Are you sure they didn’t start out at only 6mm? I know for a fact both Bridgestone Potenza and Turanza with “Enliten” technology come brand new at 6mm. Found this out when I put new tyres on my TT and then my new Q4 came with Bridgestones.

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4 months ago

@nola_swiftie That’s not abandoned, that’s the Whitgift Centre in Croydon which is still trading. The large department store at the far end with the pale blue sign which is boarded up was called Allders, hence the location is “Allders Square”.

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4 months ago

@cutlerstom @ITV This could backfire badly on any brand willing to be complicit in this nonsense. This is not American Football!

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4 months ago

@kshvbgde Was once told by a Coke rep a few years back that Coke Zero was produced for the male market as men wouldn't want to drink a "diet" drink. Apparently the different sweetener gave it a flavour more attractive to men in blind tests and the branding was a little more masculine.

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4 months ago

@80s_Kidz Swizzles lollies 😋

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4 months ago

@PcPhilanthropy Nope. I plug the mains lead in on the power supply (not switched on!) to get an earth to the case and then regularly ground myself as I work.