Matthew Girard @equalize
SRE @temporalio (Ex @StanzaSystems, @SlackHQ, @Google) // 👨👧👦 Parent // 🍓 Foodie // He/Him #blacklivesmatter 🇺🇦🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Asheville, NC Joined August 2008-
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😭belovedasheville.com/rebuilding-hop… Helene hit Asheville really hard. BeLoved Asheville is an amazing organization, please donate to them if you can!
I wrote down a thing! "Unravel the mysteries" might be overselling it, but I have done a deep dive into Service Overload and describe 4 industry standard engineering patterns you can use to increase your service resiliency and boost your uptime.
Unravel the Mysteries of Traffic Management! Have you been hearing a lot of buzzwords like "circuit breaking" and "throttling" without really understanding them? @equalize goes deep on how traffic management techniques keep systems of any size reliable. stanza.systems/post/why-your-…
@DropKiwifarms This level of hate seems exhausting
I'm a week late to this ROFL party, but I am figuratively dying right now. 🤣
enough people have asked what the ipv6 counterpart to this is, so i, uh got ahold of it 👀 (please don’t ask where or how 😅)
This one is actually my story, about adapting to massive scaling challenges, a gamble that didn't pay off, and the work of my friends in Traffic SRE, particularly my beloved colleague @_jdh. Buckle up, we're going for a trip down memory lane!
enough people have asked what the ipv6 counterpart to this is, so i, uh got ahold of it 👀 (please don’t ask where or how 😅)
My favorite AI generated image that I have managed: "A futuristic wolf warrior attacking little red riding hood in the style of cyberpunk"
If you want to learn a lot about the history of global load balancing /at scale/ in a short amount of time, read this! And if you are ex-Google (and/or ex-Traffic) it's a walk down memory lane. 😉
It's true! I'm joining @StanzaSystems and we've got some *great* things planned.
It’s nice to finally be able to talk about what this incredibly talented team has been up to. I’m lucky to be working with @niallm @BlakeBisset @maggiepint @lauralifts @NYCDubliner and @equalize . Looking forward to building awesome things! @StanzaSystems stanza.systems
It's time to put an end to the stalking. #dropkiwifarms #kiwifarms
Let me state a basic fact: A person’s control over if and when to have a child leads to healthy adults, healthy children, and healthy families. But the extremists who successfully fought to overturn Roe do not care about health. They care about control—not our fundamental rights.
Forced pregnancy is a crime against humanity.
I filed suit against @DonaldJTrumpJr, @RudyGiuliani, @DanScavino, & others for witness intimidation & retaliation. Donald Trump, @FoxNews, & @IngrahamAngle are also named in the law suit. usatoday.com/story/opinion/…
Today, Madison Cawthorn voted NO on the Violence Against Women Act. Why would you do that?
I am Democrat Jasmine Beach-Ferrara. I am running against Madison Cawthorn. I have 4.5K followers. My opponent has 256K. Can you please retweet this and ask everyone you know to follow this account to build our platform?
Let's be clear. This election won't be over when Trump says it's over. It will be over after every vote is counted. That includes mail-in ballots postmarked on Election Day, as well as military ballots. This is a democracy. Whether Trump likes it or not, we count every vote.
It’s Election Day. Go vote, America!
The right to vote is the most fundamental American right there is. We need to immediately expand vote-by-mail, online voter registration, and early voting to ensure everyone can safely exercise their right to participate in our electoral process. nbcnews.com/politics/meet-…
During this public health emergency and horrific pandemic, the Postal Service is needed now more than ever. Join our virtual town hall with the leaders of the country’s major postal unions on how we must act to save the postal system: pscp.tv/w/cW4gpzMyNzU3…
@tazsingh If you are using Chrome, Stylefish + this custom css: .p-client--ia-top-nav {grid-template-rows:0 auto min-content;} .p-client_desktop--ia-top-nav .c-fullscreen_modal {top:0; height:100vh;} .p-prefs_dialog--peek_sidebar:before {top:0;} .p-top_nav {display:none;}
Verifying myself: I am gmgirard on Keybase.io. R8We37U2xGGk4ZCJORjJe2sAjrBdMFGERXd4 / keybase.io/gmgirard/sigs/…
astrid atkinson @shinynew_oz
3K Followers 360 Following CEO/Cofounder @CamusEnergy, x-googler. https://t.co/lnObAiHy1l I know it gets dark, but there's always a light. @[email protected]
Niall Murphy @niallm
4K Followers 3K Following CEO, Stanza Systems. [email protected] for automation
Steve McGhee @stevemcghee
1K Followers 1K Following Google Cloud Reliability Wonk // former SRE // former athlete
Cody Smith @EnergySRE
932 Followers 217 Following CTO and Cofounder at Camus Energy, former Google Site Reliability Engineer, and nerd for running, art, and music. He/him.
Joseph 🏴☠️�... @josebiro
402 Followers 868 Following @[email protected] Founder/CTO of Stanza. Reliability and Leadership nerd. Constant work in progress. he/him/they/them. Opinions are my own.
Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk
906 Followers 320 Following Staff SRE on GKE at Google. #computerswereamistake 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
Blake Bisset @BlakeBisset
708 Followers 779 Following President & Co-Founder @StanzaSystems. Product-Market Fitness Model. Surreal Entrepreneur. Mgmt, Resilience, Reliability, Security, SRECon #TheSpiceMustFlow.
Amaya Booker @Illdrinn
2K Followers 1K Following Pale person in black. Visible bisexual. Tsundere diva. +20 to Nerd Girl. Australian in New York. Building the internet so you don't have to.
Adam Fletcher @WriteAheadLog
1K Followers 368 Following Technologist, CEO at https://t.co/NstLKs2Upf, formerly CEO https://t.co/62ARoZ7dWp (acquired by Databricks), Gyroscope Software (acquired by BlueVoyant).
Steve Carstensen (the... @the_stc
158 Followers 252 Following Software Engineer and Sr Director of Engineering (Cloud Control Plane) @Splunk. Xoogler. He/him. Married to @_jcarjcarjcar_
Maggie Johnson-Pint @maggiepint
5K Followers 1K Following Dog Person. DateTime weirdo. These days I work on planes. Forever ❤️JS. She/her @maggie.bsky.social @[email protected]
Gustavo Franco @stratus
1K Followers 1K Following NVIDIA Sr. Director of Engineering. Xoogler 07'-20', former VMware and VTEX. He/Him. 🇧🇷🇺🇸 Opinions my own.
Ryan Anderson @pugmajere
233 Followers 261 Following they/them for now. Techie, hobby-level-maker, brute force for stupidly large art projects. Introvert. Reader of way too much SF/F. @[email protected]
Trisha Weir @trishaweir
354 Followers 429 Following Traveler, photographer, engineer. Go Bears! she/her
Chip Goines @chipgoines
7K Followers 8K Following Turned out voters for @AyannaPressley's historic 2018 campaign. Biker who got a ticket once.🚲 Cat lady. Bylines: @washingtonpost, @newsweek, @reuters, @gbhnews
Yvonne Lam @yvonnezlam
3K Followers 747 Following I play with books, cats, food, yarn, and dirt, not all at the same time. Software engineer. Society of People Interested in Boring Things. She/her, cis.
Jaylin Deckow @JDeckow95601
137 Followers 3K Following
Lisa @Lisamary123456
2 Followers 95 Following
whoever in Japan @shaneoaddo
857 Followers 2K Following Founder of some shit somewhere. You should probably buy call options on my career. Impossible is toli.
rhapsodyzs @rhapsodyzs
7 Followers 782 Following
Mugil Perosa @mugilperosa
477 Followers 1K Following
runme @runmedev
358 Followers 2K Following DevOps Notebooks built with Markdown - https://t.co/a7CpKDKy4M
Rex Gibson @rexgibson
232 Followers 692 Following Data and Analytics @google. Proponent of hybrid data teams with Analysts, Engineers, and Scientists working towards the same goals.
Meriadec Finoude @finoubib
93 Followers 2K Following I am passionate by the fields of Investment, Psychology, Machine Learning, Decision-Making, Persuasion, Strategy
Elenora Mada @ms_thickandrich
143 Followers 204 Following To whom much is given, much is required. -Luke 12:48 🇯🇲🚀💃🏾
Angela Steffens (she/... @wonderwomancode
3K Followers 6K Following Co-founder @AltFuturesAI building HAP (Human Alignment Platform), former @UnlockProtocol core team, 2x startup exits, 5x procreate success wonderwomancode.eth
Meri 8x💉“Exiled ... @Geek_Manager
13K Followers 4K Following CTO. NED @FlagstoneGroup. Chair @TheLeadDev 🎤 Advisor @Kindred_VC, @SkillerWhale1. Wife to @ellywilliams. #ND #EhlersDanlos 🏳️🌈
aman kohli | he/him |... @akohli
2K Followers 4K Following Hi! Tech Director for Financial Services and Distributed Systems nerd. Music. Movies. All views shared are my own.
Hernan Fuentes Arauj @hernaneg350
2 Followers 7 Following
Alan Cooper @AlanCooper__1
40 Followers 6K Following
Maxence @The7Max
41 Followers 1K Following
Tab_Land @Tab_Land
280 Followers 2K Following Interests: Technology, Origami, Maths and other musings
@[email protected]... @jamiehowarth0
2K Followers 4K Following 🏳️⚧️ Founder @redactcc, tech & diversity speaker & author, @dotnetfdn @ASPInsiders @CanaryWharfNET. Fluent in GIF. 🔞 DM for my alt
kat⁷ @kat710
297 Followers 1K Following
Max Ramas @maxaramas
51 Followers 436 Following
Lucy Iannotti 🇺�... @lucy_i
256 Followers 2K Following Designer. Painter. Knitter. Reluctant Digital nomad. Voter. https://t.co/F9T8Q1SPGz https://t.co/e9mT5Wnl5I
Lechoncito con la men... @stlmtldetector
63 Followers 302 Following
John @john_in_sea
151 Followers 5K Following
Taimoor Tariq @taimoor_tt
15 Followers 211 Following
Kai su, bygay 💫 @bygay
545 Followers 187 Following Semantically incoherent meat popsicle of questionable value with occasional tweet in a strange language. Potato aficionado.
Jonathan Merlevede @JonMerlevede
60 Followers 284 Following
Kyle Droulard @DroulardK
1 Followers 52 Following
OGRiki @bi0morph
57 Followers 68 Following
Alex Garcia @ntarticpnguin
120 Followers 615 Following
Lorena Jaume-Palasí @lopalasi
5K Followers 2K Following Founder The Ethical Tech Society | AlgorithmWatch | IGF Academy I @[email protected] on Mastodon
The Laughing Jelly Be... @WO1_MadMike
36 Followers 706 Following Discuss history, Infosec, field artillery, and whatever else crosses my brain. Easily distracted by shiny objects and tacos
Neel @neeilk2028
112 Followers 2K Following
anssikka @anssikka
17 Followers 334 Following
KJ @blackbeardgent
195 Followers 2K Following Looking to meet people who understand work to live and not live to work. Im an explorer of the other 9 to 5 come and join me.
Becky Vandewalle @beckvalle
372 Followers 5K Following Background in geography, archaeology, & programming - Interested in many things - CIGI Lab @CyberGISCenter
let us think @whynothink
252 Followers 4K Following we’re text on a screen, you an me, that isn’t us, it’s our ideas, you see, this isn’t about you, or me, let ideas be free. also JC ✞
astrid atkinson @shinynew_oz
3K Followers 360 Following CEO/Cofounder @CamusEnergy, x-googler. https://t.co/lnObAiHy1l I know it gets dark, but there's always a light. @[email protected]
Niall Murphy @niallm
4K Followers 3K Following CEO, Stanza Systems. [email protected] for automation
Steve McGhee @stevemcghee
1K Followers 1K Following Google Cloud Reliability Wonk // former SRE // former athlete
Camus Energy @CamusEnergy
1K Followers 286 Following We help utilities take control of a changing grid. Our software enables high-performance, low-complexity grid orchestration for a zero-carbon future.
Cody Smith @EnergySRE
932 Followers 217 Following CTO and Cofounder at Camus Energy, former Google Site Reliability Engineer, and nerd for running, art, and music. He/him.
Colm MacCárthaigh @colmmacc
37K Followers 2K Following VP / Distinguished Engineer at Amazon Web Services. Also: Open Source and Apache, Cryptography, Irish Music, mediocre Photography.
Joseph 🏴☠️�... @josebiro
402 Followers 868 Following @[email protected] Founder/CTO of Stanza. Reliability and Leadership nerd. Constant work in progress. he/him/they/them. Opinions are my own.
Charity Majors @mipsytipsy
81K Followers 586 Following honeycomb, observability, the second edition of "Observability Engineering" is coming out soon. find me on substack, bsky, LI, and occasionally here. 🐝🏳️🌈🦄
Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk
906 Followers 320 Following Staff SRE on GKE at Google. #computerswereamistake 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
Sarah Drasner @sarah_edo
296K Followers 3K Following Opinions my own Area Tech Lead, AI and Web Ecosystem @chrome, Formerly Sr. Director of Core Infra @google • O'Reilly Author • https://t.co/HhzYWwxYAH
Blake Bisset @BlakeBisset
708 Followers 779 Following President & Co-Founder @StanzaSystems. Product-Market Fitness Model. Surreal Entrepreneur. Mgmt, Resilience, Reliability, Security, SRECon #TheSpiceMustFlow.
Amaya Booker @Illdrinn
2K Followers 1K Following Pale person in black. Visible bisexual. Tsundere diva. +20 to Nerd Girl. Australian in New York. Building the internet so you don't have to.
Nora Jones @nora_js
13K Followers 2K Following Founder and CEO @jeli_io (acq’d by @pagerduty ). Ex-@slackhq @netflix . Co-wrote O’Reilly Chaos Eng x2. Created @LFISoftware. Angel Investor.
Adam Fletcher @WriteAheadLog
1K Followers 368 Following Technologist, CEO at https://t.co/NstLKs2Upf, formerly CEO https://t.co/62ARoZ7dWp (acquired by Databricks), Gyroscope Software (acquired by BlueVoyant).
Steve Carstensen (the... @the_stc
158 Followers 252 Following Software Engineer and Sr Director of Engineering (Cloud Control Plane) @Splunk. Xoogler. He/him. Married to @_jcarjcarjcar_
Maggie Johnson-Pint @maggiepint
5K Followers 1K Following Dog Person. DateTime weirdo. These days I work on planes. Forever ❤️JS. She/her @maggie.bsky.social @[email protected]
(past account, never ... @whereistanya
16K Followers 0 Following Find me at: https://t.co/lxewisR9C5 https://t.co/W5sWwGx52a https://t.co/UavAOmwtSI https://t.co/UVpMpZBNEr
Tim Nguyen @methodtim
3K Followers 821 Following Security Engineering - @AnthropicAI Opinions mostly stolen from people smarter than me. #BlackLivesMatter
Gustavo Franco @stratus
1K Followers 1K Following NVIDIA Sr. Director of Engineering. Xoogler 07'-20', former VMware and VTEX. He/Him. 🇧🇷🇺🇸 Opinions my own.
Derek Libby @derek_libby
56 Followers 124 Following
Leigh, Founder @ Prin... @grepLeigh
2K Followers 1K Following Building @printnanny 💜 100% chance to drop a RaspberryPi 📓 Blog https://t.co/mkgPbwrk5A 🎀 @Wi3DP Silicon Valley
Rotem Tamir @_rtam
1K Followers 918 Following oss startup cto & co-founder @atlasgo_io | co-maintainer @entgo_io
Changelog @changelog
32K Followers 913 Following The best podcast for developers (since '09) 🐘 @[email protected]
Ariel Mashraki @arielmashraki
471 Followers 158 Following Building @atlasgo_io and @entgo_io, ex-Meta
DropKiwifarms @DropKiwifarms
2K Followers 301 Following Neurodivergent Kiwifarms Victim . Email me your KF News or info [email protected] I don't like bigots; so I post a lot of other stuff too 🏳️⚧️
Andrew Clay Shafer �... @littleidea
13K Followers 3K Following reading, riting and rithmetic learn, do, do, learn harbinger of boomshakalaka neither dev, nor ops, and never the twain shall meet
👻 spooky ipv6-only... @noIPv6
3K Followers 0 Following anti-legacy-ip cyber-bully, pro-ipv6 shitposting. proud inductee to the @ipv6cabal. shaming: https://t.co/Cd5wSNz8JR
craquemattic (he/him)... @dtauvdiodr
609 Followers 1K Following ::: matt davis ::: queer improviser, electro-acoustic explorer, socio-technical bricolage, SRE advocate, C-PTSD nerohead, craque ::: https://t.co/BWrtOikJhX
Paloma Vilceus @palomavilceus
184 Followers 1K Following woman, mother, linux, cloud, founder, she/her. Collecting AWS and RedHat Certifications
Guido Iaquinti @guidoiaquinti
662 Followers 1K Following Curious human, always eager to learn new things • https://t.co/7j9GdQlR8R • 👨💻 🏃♂️ ⛵️ 🏔
Rafael de Elvira @rdelvira
215 Followers 357 Following Traffic/Service Networking SRE @ Slack. I like computers, riding bikes and big mountains⛰. I delete my old tweets every now and then.
Daniel G @thoughtfix
329 Followers 148 Following (He/Him) All tweets are observations/opinions and do not represent any other entity in any way. Contact poison control in case of accidental overdose.
SysAdvent @SysAdvent
2K Followers 0 Following One article per day for the first 25 days of December, sharing great articles about contemporary sysadmin topics for the community by the community.
rands @rands
38K Followers 1K Following Writer of leadership things. Keynote enthusiast. I don’t tweet here anymore. Go to: @[email protected]
Matt Johnson-Pint @mattjohnsonpint
2K Followers 1K Following
Yvonne Lam @yvonnezlam
3K Followers 747 Following I play with books, cats, food, yarn, and dirt, not all at the same time. Software engineer. Society of People Interested in Boring Things. She/her, cis.
Democracy NC @democracync
17K Followers 987 Following ☆ Non-partisan ☆ Increasing voter access ☆ Reducing big money in politics ☆ Building a political system that’s Of, By, and #ForthePeople ☆
Go Local Asheville @golocalavl
9K Followers 2K Following We advocate for a resilient local economy and thriving community by championing the unique character of our region.
BlueRidgePrideCenter @BlueRidgePride
762 Followers 355 Following We seek to build a united LGBTQ community in western North Carolina - and to support its fight for equality, inclusion and qaulity of life.
Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer
3.5M Followers 21K Following Official Account of Senator Chuck Schumer, New York’s Senator and the Senate Democratic Leader.
Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi
8.1M Followers 492 Following Representative for CA-11, fighting for the people of San Francisco. 52nd Speaker of the House. Wife, mother, grandmother, dark chocolate connoisseur.
Family Equality @family_equality
22K Followers 3K Following Ensuring that everyone has the freedom to find, form, and sustain their families by advancing equality for the LGBTQ+ community. 🌈
ACLU of North Carolin... @ACLU_NC
16K Followers 3K Following The ACLU of North Carolina is a nonprofit, nonpartisan 501(c)(4) organization. Visit our site for more about us and our affiliated org, the ACLU-NC Foundation.
Amy Zhou @cadaeibfec
156 Followers 1K Following Somewhat Resilient Engineer. Sometimes Really Excited. Spews Ridiculous Ephemera. @[email protected]
Frances Rees @reesencybias
100 Followers 80 Following SRE and chainmailler. Adelaidean / Sydneysider / Dubliner.
Southern Equality @SouthernEqual
11K Followers 5K Following The Campaign for Southern Equality works across the South for legal and lived LGBTQ equality. Join us: https://t.co/3pkYO8szRE #lgbtqsouth
Jasmine Beach-Ferrara @JBeachFerrara
95K Followers 2K Following North Carolinian, minister, county commissioner, organizer
DHH @dhh
680K Followers 194 Following Father of three, Creator of Ruby on Rails + Omarchy, Co-owner & CTO of 37signals, Shopify director, NYT best-selling author, and Le Mans 24h class-winner.
Yaniv Aknin @aknin
758 Followers 171 Following I like bits, tokens and people. Principal Engineer @attio.
Colin McMillen @mcmillen
6K Followers 667 Following Goodbye, Twitter. bluesky: https://t.co/EpRTkgg7dd He/him. Previously: Google, reCAPTCHA, Carnegie Mellon (Ph.D., Computer Science)
mark mcbride (parody) @mccv
9K Followers 1K Following Power concedes nothing without a demand. (parody)
Elizabeth Goitein @LizaGoitein
28K Followers 186 Following Co-director of the Liberty and National Security Program at the Brennan Center for Justice, erstwhile oboist, mom of seriously cute twins. Opinions are my own.You might like
