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This is bullshit walahi.
🚨 FIFA statement on Thomas Partey left out of Canada. “FIFA can confirm that player Thomas Partey will be unable to travel from Ghana's Team Base Camp in Boston, USA, to Canada for their first match against Panama on Wednesday, 17 June, as his visa application has been refused
Nonsense judgement. Mtchew.
Papiri School Attack: Court Sentences Each of the Five Suspects To 25 Years In Prison By: Zagazola Makama The Federal High Court sitting in Abuja on Thursday sentenced each of the five persons arrested on May 31, 2026, by the Department of State Services (DSS) for being
@ThrillaRilla369 Pirates of the Caribbean. All of them
How fucking difficult is it to create a transgender division in contact sports? Even in male sports we have featherweight, lightweight, heavyweight etc. Why is it not common sense that men should not be fighting women????
This is a sexual assault—unknowingly captured by a mom filming her daughter’s wrestling match. Kallie didn’t know her opponent was male. But she knew something was very wrong. Today @ADFLegal helped Kallie sue the WA officials who placed gender ideology above her safety. 🧵⬇️
Who is the brain dead person that thought staging a protest at a military base at night was okay? Instead of these fucking stupid politicians to nip this nonsense in the bud, they will do nothing. Until it becomes another problem the military has to solve.
Staging a protest at a military facility at night means entering a militarized zone uninvited and risking an unauthorized breach. What if one of the protesters were actually a terrorist wearing a suicide vest who detonated it the moment they reached the gate? There are lines
Hehehehe. Stabbing someone to death is a “mistake”? 99.999999% humans will live their 70 years on earth without ever pointing a knife at another person talk less of stabbing them in the chest.
Karmelo Anthony being found guilty is an exact representation of black boys never being afforded the luxury to make a mistake, as it clearly is in today’s society. They are not afforded the same empathy that many Caucasian males are, nor the
Sigh. These people are intent on destroying the ME.
BREAKING: US strikes have now hit two drinking water tanks in Sirik, southern Iran, cutting off all drinking water in the district, per IRIB. Iran has warned 2 hours ago it will immediately place all regional Gulf energy infrastructure under continuous missile fire, and with
This guy went to watch a game. Sat in the opposing teams tent and was asked several times to leave to his team’s tent and refused. Someone then tries to push him out and he stabbed them in the chest. When arrested, the arresting officer used the word “alleged” to communicate to other officers and he said “it’s not alleged. I didn’t it”. Not the interesting part is a jury has sentenced him to 35 years in prison and murikans are divided about the judgement along race lines. This was a supposed to be a cut and dry case. Murder = Prison.
BREAKING: Karmelo Anthony broke down in tears after the verdict was read, crying and shaking as his defense attorney comforted him, @Brooketaylortv reports. Anthony could now face up to life in prison. During the sentencing phase, Anthony's mother pleaded with the jury for
The you ess of hay searching everyone at the borders to their underwear meanwhile we all know where the real threat is.
“I have Every right” “Not wrong in any way” Words of a truly entitled Nigerian. ——- Unless there’s an agreement between you and your Oga that whatever you sell above the original price is yours, you’ve just committed fraud. Even if there’s such an agreement, the customer will still pay into your Oga’s account not your personal account. Imagine the tax man comes and ask you to pay the tax on 390K instead of 10K. You go explain explain tire… There’s no defense you can put up for receiving money meant for a business into your personal account that won’t make you look like a thief.
There is something called “Aka-azu” in business and it is not illegal If my boss places an Air Conditioner for sales at 380k and I know many other shops sell at 400k, I have every right to sell to you 390k and pocket extra 10k. It is not wrong in any way
It gets more absurd because the $200 themselves are promissory notes.
Elon Musk used a joke to perform an autopsy on the American economy. Two economists go for a hike. They find a pile of shit. One pays the other $100 to eat it. They keep walking. Find another pile. The second economist pays $100 back to eat that one. They stop. Neither man
@TansuYegen 1 whole minute longer than necessary.
Be like na only me see am. 🤐
Thank you evenly father for your love. Happy birthday Oluwaseun David 🎉
People define God in so many ways that it’s almost impossible to be an atheist in all of them.
When agencies brief the Presidency with figures that collapse under basic arithmetic, and those figures appear in national newspapers as the foundation for policy, the signal to every investor watching is unmistakable. 7/8
Re: This thread. What’s the President to do? You employ people you think are competent and they come to you with bogus, misleading, unverifiable data that has no basis in reality? What are you to do as President? There’s no way the President himself knows this data. Thats why you have seemingly competent people in those agencies and as minister. Now they are feeding you nonsense data and asking you to make policies based on those. Do you then have to employ other set of people to verify the data presented by the first set of people? What if the second set of people also present nonsense data? Do you then employ a third set of people? At what point does it leave the area of practicality and starts looking like absurdity? What’s the president to do?
I read a report on @TheNationNews which suggests the Presidency has been briefed that ₦3trillion in capital leaves Nigeria annually through the airtime credit market. That figure deserves scrutiny, because the market itself is estimated at ₦300 to ₦400 billion per year. 1/8
Hypothetical situation: Mr. A is walking on a lonely road in the afternoon. Skit-makers appeared disguised as bandits. Out of fear, Mr. A punched one of them in the temple, and the skit-maker died instantly. What is the legal implication for Mr. A?
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